Spooky season is right around the corner and to help you prep for all of those lovely Halloween Instagram captions youâre soon going to make to your followers about all things Hallowâs Eve, we decided to make it a bit easier on you. Itâs because we love you, duh.
Funny Instagram Halloween Captions
Eat, drink, and be scary!
If youâve got it, haunt it.
Keep calm and carry a wand.
Ghouls just wanna have fun.
Who runs the world? Ghouls.
Witch better have my candy.
Oh my gourd, Becky, look at her bat.
Demons are a ghoulâs best friend.
Get in, loser. Weâre going haunting.
Halloween Movie Instagram Captions
âItâs a full moon tonight. Thatâs when all the weirdos are out.â â Dani, Hocus Pocus
âYou frightened me. Do it again!â â Morticia, The Addams Family
âIsnât the view beautiful? It takes my breath away. Well, it would if I had any.â â Emily, Corpse Bride
âIâll stop wearing black when they make a darker color.â â Wednesday, The Addams Family
âItâs Halloween; everyoneâs entitled to one good scare.â â Sheriff Leigh Brackett, Halloween
âThereâs only 365 days left until next Halloween!â â The Nightmare Before Christmas
âHave you come to sing pumpkin carols?â â Linus, Itâs the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
âIâm a ghost with the most, babe.â âBeetlejuice
âHalloween is cool.â âHalloweentown
âItâs just a bunch of hocus pocus.â âHocus Pocus
âI see dead people.â âThe Sixth Sense
âIâm a mouse, duh.â âMean Girls
âHi! Iâm Chucky. Want to play?â âChildâs Play
âMagic is really very simple, all youâve got to do is want something and then let yourself have it.â â Halloweentown
âBe afraid⊠Be very afraid.â âThe Fly
âOh look, another glorious morning. It makes me SICK!â â Hocus Pocus
âBeing normal is vastly overrated.â â Halloweentown
âIâve got friends on the other side.â âPrincess and the Frog
âViewer beware, youâre in for a scare.â âGoosebumps
âUse iodized salt to ward off witches, zombies, and old boyfriends.â âHocus Pocus
âWe all go a little mad sometimes.â âPsycho
Cute Halloween Instagram Captions
Psst ⊠this isnât a Halloween costume.
This is where the magic happens.
Every day is Halloween, isnât it?
Double, double toil and trouble!
Something wicked this way comes.
I put a spell on you and now youâre mine!
Are you afraid of the dark?
Everythingâs better with a little magic.
Eat, drink, and be scary!
I only have pumpkin pies for you.
Halloween Captions Inspired by Songs
âI put a spell on you because youâre mine.â âScreaminâ Jay Hawkins
âItâs close to midnight, something evilâs lurking from the dark.â âMichael Jackson
âThis is Halloween, everybody make a scene.â âMarilyn Manson
âWhatâs in your head?â âThe Cranberries
âIâm friends with the monster thatâs under my bed.â âRihanna
âWho you gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS âRay Parker Jr.
âTheyâre creepy and theyâre kooky, mysterious, and spooky.â âAndrew Gold
âScary monsters, super creeps keep me running, running scared.â âDavid Bowie
âLove is kind of crazy with a spooky little boy like you.â âDusty Springfield
âShe is like a cat in the dark. And then she is the darkness.â âStevie Nicks
âMust be the season of the witch.â âDonovan
âI always feel like somebodyâs watching me.â âRockwell
âHeads will roll ⊠on the floor.â âYeah Yeah Yeahs
âWhen we all fall asleep, where do we go?â âBillie Eilish
âBaby, Iâm howlinâ for you.â âThe Black Key
Halloween Instagram Captions with Emojis
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Best costume đ goes toâŠ
We trick or treat, đ§ or âïž.
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We have a new đ in the patch!
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