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100+ roasting captions for instagram

Looking to roast your friends and enemies on Instagram? A good roasting caption can help increase engagement and make your posts stand out. Whether you're going for a funny or witty approach, these caption templates for roasting will leave your audience in stitches.

We understand that coming up with roasting captions can be tough, but with our collection of ready-to-use templates, it's now much easier to create hilarious roasts. Just choose from the best, short, funny, cute, engaging, lyrics, or quotes captions below and watch your Instagram game reach new heights.

Best roasting captions for instagram

When it comes to roasting, the best captions can instantly set the tone for a good burn. Use these top-tier roasting captions to leave your friends and enemies speechless.

I'm not a mean person, but I have my moments. Consider this one of those moments.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're ugly, but hey, at least I'm funny too.

I'd call you a donkey, but that would be an insult to donkeys everywhere.

If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

Guess who studied at the University of Roasting? Me. I graduated with honors.

You're like a painting by Salvador Dali. Confusing and not everyone's taste.

I'm not saying you're stupid, but if you were a spice, you'd be flour.

I see you've set your standards low. How's the weather down there?

Aww, were you dropped on your head as a baby? It's the only explanation.

If laughter is the best medicine, consider my roasts a cure for your ego.

Short roasting captions for instagram

Sometimes, a short and snappy roasting caption is all you need to deliver the perfect punch. Check out these quick-witted captions that pack a big roasting punch in just a few words.

I roast, therefore I am.

Less talk, more roasts.

It's not the size of the roast, it's how you deliver it.

Roasting level: expert.

Short and spicy, just like my roasts.

Warning: This caption contains highly roasted material.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm roasting you.

I don't sugarcoat, I roast.

Go ahead, underestimate my roasting abilities.

Roasting: my cardio and entertainment in one.

Funny roasting captions for instagram

Bring some laughter to your Instagram feed with these funny and witty roasting captions. These captions are guaranteed to make your followers double-tap and chuckle.

You're so fake, Barbie is jealous.

If I wanted your opinion, I'd give it to you.

I thought I had met my match, but then I realized my matches are smarter.

Your face could launch a thousand ships. Too bad they'd all be sinking.

You have the personality of a parking meter.

I would roast you, but my mom told me not to burn trash.

I'm not saying you're dumb, but you'd probably find April Fool's Day on a calendar.

Excuse me, but I think you dropped your standards. Here, let me pick them up for you.

If laughter is the best medicine, consider my roasts a cure for your ego.

You're so annoying, I bet you call Siri just to hear a friendly voice.

Cute roasting captions for instagram

Want to roast someone while still keeping it lighthearted? These cute roasting captions will add a touch of sweetness to your roast, making it a playful jab instead of a harsh burn.

You're like a little ray of dark sunshine.

I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for your cold personality.

I love the way you try to be funny. It's adorable.

They say not to play with fire, but you're too hot to resist.

You're like a mosquito: irritating, but I can't help but swat you away.

If we were in a competition for cuteness, you'd still come second. Sorry, not sorry.

You're my favorite little irritant. Keep up the good work.

I can't decide if I want to hug you or roast you. Maybe both?

You have the smile of someone who brings joy to dentists everywhere.

If there's a contest for being cute, you're disqualified. It's too unfair for the others.

Engaging roasting captions for instagram

Looking to engage your audience with roasting captions that spark conversations? These engaging roasts will get people talking and sharing their own witty comebacks.

I'll give you a moment to think of a comeback. Still waiting...

Calling all comedians, can you top this roast?

Roast me back and let's see who can dish it out the best.

If you can't handle the heat, step away from the roast battle.

I'm just here for the roasting session. Who's next?

Tag someone who needs a good roasting. Let the games begin.

You're like a blank canvas, waiting for my roast masterpiece.

Don't be shy, leave your best comeback in the comments.

This roast is like a tennis match. Give it your best shot.

Roast level: expert. Challenge accepted?

roasting captions for instagram with Lyrics

Combine the power of music and roasting with these roasting captions featuring lyrics. Let your favorite songs do the talking and add an extra punch to your roasts.

I'm sorry, Ms. Jackson, I am for real. But seriously, you need help.

Started from the bottom, now we're here. At the bottom, that is.

Can't touch this, but I can roast this.

I'm sexy and I know it, unlike you.

I will survive, despite your attempts to roast me.

My anaconda don't want none unless you got good roasts, hun.

Like a virgin, roasted for the very first time.

I'm too hot (hot damn), call the police and the fireman. Your roast needs saving.

I'm a survivor, I'll roast on.

I've got the eye of the tiger and the roasts of a champion.

Quotes for roasting captions for instagram

Looking for some inspiration for your roasting captions? These quotes will give you the perfect material to serve up a sizzling roast.

In the game of roasting, you win or you get burned. - George R.R. Martin

A good roast is like a fine wine; it takes time and a lot of poking. - Unknown

Great roasting requires great power and an even greater lack of mercy. - Friedrich Nietzsche

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I ended up where I needed to be. Roasting you. - Douglas Adams

If you can't handle the roast, get out of the kitchen. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The best roasts are born out of the deepest friendships. - Aristotle

A roast a day keeps the haters away. - Unknown

I'd rather be a smartass than a dumbass. - Unknown

The art of roasting is the art of insult therapy. - Unknown

Roasts are like onions; they make you cry and add flavor to life. - Shrek