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funny vampire captions for instagram

100+ funny vampire captions for instagram

A good caption can make your funny vampire Instagram posts more engaging. By adding witty and humorous captions, you can grab the attention of your followers and make them laugh along with your vampire-themed content.

We understand that coming up with funny vampire captions can be challenging, but don't worry, we've got you covered. With our collection of caption templates, you'll never run out of funny and creative ideas for your Instagram posts.

Best funny vampire captions for instagram

Looking for the best funny vampire captions to make your Instagram posts stand out? Look no further. We have curated a list of the funniest and most hilarious vampire captions that will have your followers rolling with laughter.

I vant to suck your...attention with my funny vampire antics!

When life gives you fangs, embrace the darkness and make it funny.

Being a vampire is not all blood and darkness, sometimes we like to have a good laugh too.

Why did the vampire go to the comedy club? To get his daily dose of funny blood-suckers!

Putting the 'fun' in funereal with my vampire humor.

Who needs garlic when you've got a killer sense of humor to ward off vampires?

My fangs might be sharp, but my wit is even sharper.

I'm so funny, I can make a vampire laugh until his teeth fall out.

Vampires have the best jokes, they're always a pain in the neck!

Why did the vampire join Instagram? To share his funny side with the world!

Short funny vampire captions for instagram

Short on words but big on humor? Check out these short and snappy vampire captions that are perfect for getting a laugh with limited characters.

Fangs and funny faces.

Vampire humor in a bite-sized package.

Blood, sweat, and funny tears.

Making jokes, not necks.

Vampire wit, no coffin required.

Short and funny, just like my fangs.

Too funny to be undead.

Life's a grave, dig it with humor.

Vampire jokes, 10/10 would lol again.

Funny vampire, no filter needed.

Funny funny vampire captions for instagram

Need a good laugh? These funny vampire captions will tickle your funny bone and have your followers rolling on the floor (or coffin).

I kissed a vampire, and I liked it...until my neck started bleeding.

Why did the vampire take an umbrella? Because it was a light drizzle of blood.

Vampires have bat-ter humor than humans, fang you very much!

Never invite a vampire to a party, unless you want it to be a bloodbath of laughter.

Why did the vampire always carry a broom? Because he wanted to sweep his victims off their feet.

I told a vampire a joke, but he didn't laugh. Guess he couldn't find the humor in his afterlife.

Why did the vampire start a comedy club? Because he wanted to stake out a career in stand-up.

Did you hear the one about the vampire who opened a bakery? He got his teeth into some delicious bite-sized humor.

What do you call a vampire with a sense of humor? A witty blood-sucker.

Why did the vampire bring a ladder to the supermarket? Because he heard the prices were through the roof!

Cute funny vampire captions for instagram

Sometimes, vampires can be adorable too! Sprinkle some cuteness on your Instagram feed with these cute vampire captions.

Beware of my fangs...and my cuteness.

Life's batty, but I make it cute.

Vampire kisses and cute little hisses.

Fangs in, cuteness out.

Vampire cuddles and cute struggles.

Cuteness bites, but in the most adorable way.

I'm not scary, just fang-tastically cute.

Vampires can be cute too, you know!

Batting my eyes and blowing cute vampire kisses your way.

Cute with a side of fangs.

Engaging funny vampire captions for instagram

Want to keep your followers entertained and engaged? These engaging vampire captions will leave them craving for more of your irresistible vampire content.

Sink your teeth into my captivating vampire world.

A vampire's got to do what a vampire's got to do, and that includes keeping you entertained.

My vampire life is a captivating story waiting to be told.

Dive into the darkness with me and discover the secrets of the vampire world.

Vampires have secrets, and I'm ready to spill the bloody details.

Expect the unexpected when you follow a vampire.

Unlock the mysteries of vampire life and be mesmerized.

Join me on a thrilling journey through the night as a vampire.

Embrace the darkness and become a part of my captivating vampire story.

Prepare for a whirlwind romance with the vampire world.

funny vampire captions for instagram with Lyrics

Pair your vampire-themed posts with these eerie and hauntingly beautiful vampire captions featuring lyrics from popular songs.

I'm going under, and this time, I fear there's no one to save me. - Adele

In the midnight hour, she cried 'more, more, more' with a rebel yell. - Billy Idol

There's a bad moon on the rise, and it's calling out for a vampire like me. - Creedence Clearwater Revival

I'm immortal, I'm not afraid to die. Forever I'll be alive in the vampire sky. - David Bowie

Close your eyes, give me your hand, darling. Do you feel my heart beating? - Roxette

Welcome to the hotel California, such a lovely place, such a bloody face. - Eagles

Strangers waiting, up and down the vampire boulevard. - Journey

I'm just a vampire, standing in front of a human, asking them to love me. - Notting Hill

In the vampire, the mighty vampire, the lion sleeps tonight. - The Tokens

Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you...as a vampire. - Celine Dion

Quotes for funny vampire captions for instagram

Seeking some vampire-themed inspiration? Look no further than these eerie and captivating vampire quotes that will add depth to your Instagram posts.

I have crossed oceans of time to find you. - Dracula

We don't need to talk about vampires anymore, do we? - American Vampire

I vant to suck your blood...and tell you a joke. - Funny Vampire

Love never dies, but we do. - Anne Rice

Death is immortality. - Vampire the Masquerade

In the vampire world, nothing is as it seems. - Vampire Diaries

We're all mad here...just some of us are born that way. - Mad Hatter Vampire

A vampire's kiss is a dangerous thing. - Vampire Kiss

Give me books, French wine, fruit, fine weather, and a little music played out of doors by somebody I do not know. - Lord Ruthven

I'm a vampire, not a shrink. - True Blood