100+ funny alcohol instagram captions

Drink responsibly? Nah, I prefer to drink irresponsibly with style!

Alcohol: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.

I'm not drunk, just chemically happy.

Life is brewtiful when you have a cold beer in hand.

I don't need a hairstylist, I just need a bartender!

My doctor said I need glasses, so I bought myself another round.

Alcohol may not be the answer, but it's worth a shot!

Cheers to the nights we don't remember with the friends we won't forget.

My goal is to be as fabulous as my cocktail.

Alcohol may be a temporary solution, but hey, so is water!

Sip, sip, hooray!

Liquid courage in a glass.

Booze and the breeze.

Cheers to the weekend!

Drink up, buttercup!

Squeeze the day and sip the night away.

Just add ice and enjoy.

Cocktails and good times.

Keep calm and sip on.

Cheers to making pour decisions!

Alcohol won't solve your problems, but neither will milk.

My drinking team has a soccer problem.

Drinking before noon is just a classy adult version of a breakfast party.

I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a professional drinker!

Why limit happy to an hour when you can have a whole night of it?

Drinking rum before 10 am makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic.

Alcohol is the answer. What was the question again?

I don't get drunk, I get awesome.

I only drink on two occasions: when it's my birthday and when it's not.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the bar.

You're the lime to my tequila.

You're one in a melon!

This mom juice is working wonders.

Love you to the moonshine and back.

You're the gin to my tonic.

My favorite cocktail? You, of course!

You're the bubbles to my champagne.

Every hour is happy hour with you.

You're my shot of happiness.

You're the whiskey to my water.

What's your go-to drink on a Friday night?

Share the weirdest cocktail combination you've tried.

Tag a friend who always knows how to make a party fun.

What's your favorite drinking game? I need some new ideas!

Raise your glass and share your favorite cheers!

Tell us about the most memorable night out you've ever had.

What's your signature cocktail? Share the recipe!

Tag the person you'd love to share a bottle of wine with.

Do you prefer beer, wine, or cocktails? Let's settle this debate!

Tell us about the best bar you've ever been to. Recommendations needed!

Pour some sugar on me. *Clink*

I like whiskey with my water, baby, don't you?

Just like a bottle of fine wine, we get better with age.

I drink to remember tonight, I'll drink to forget tomorrow.

Pour me something tall and strong, make it a hurricane before I go insane.

We're gonna party like it's 1999 (or any other year of your choice!)

Tonight's the night the world begins again. Let's raise a glass to new beginnings.

Life is short, so take a sip and enjoy the ride.

I'll raise a cup of kindness yet, for days of auld lang syne.

I got 99 problems, but a drink ain't one.

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Benjamin Franklin

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. - W.C. Fields

I'm in a very serious relationship with my glass of wine. - Anonymous

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Kinky Friedman

I have absolutely no pleasure in the stimulants in which I sometimes so madly indulge. It has not been in the pursuit of pleasure that I have periled life and reputation and reason. It has been the desperate attempt to escape from torturing memories, from a sense of insupportable loneliness and a dread of some strange impending doom. - Edgar Allan Poe

What I like to drink most is wine that belongs to others. - Diogenes

I only drink Champagne when I'm happy and when I'm sad. Sometimes I drink it when I'm alone. When I have company, I consider it obligatory. I trifle with it if I'm not hungry and drink it when I am. Otherwise, I never touch it - unless I'm thirsty. - Lily Bollinger

I feel bad for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. - Frank Sinatra

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy. - Shiv Kumar Batalvi